Christmas 1–liner is a good way to share a Jokes or with your loved ones!
1. I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my “naughty” list.
2. You are what I want for Christmas.
3. Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole?”
4. How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
5. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
6. Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
7. Wanna meet Santas little helper?
8. Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
9. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
10. Even Santa doesnt make candy as sweet as you.
11. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
12. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
13. I can't wait to unwrap your present!
14. Would you like to learn a few “reindeer games?”
15. Those aren't sugarplums dancing through my head, it's all you.
16. I've got your stocking stuffer right here!
17. Would you like to go to my place and light my Yule log?
18. What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?
19. Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
20. I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
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Clever Pick Up Lines | One liners | Good pick up lines
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
20 Twitter Pick Up Lines | 2010 Twitter one Liners
1. You sound kind of dumb on Twitter, but I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself in person.
2. (in reply to her posting a cute cat picture) That cat's adorable but nowhere near as cute mine. You should come check her out sometime.
3. (in reply to a drunk tweet) Whoa! Don't Drink-n-Tweet. Not unless I'm there drinking and tweeting with you.
4. You look cute and seem interesting but all your tweets make you sound pretty boring. Two out of three aint bad. (let her reply, "Hey, I'm not boring!" and you respond "Prove it!")
5. (in reply to an "Eating sushi right now" tweet) You're sick! Can you stop making sex jokes over Twitter? This is not the forum. (she'll reply "I wasn't being sexual!" and you keep acting like you don't believe her)
6. You're on twitter an awful lot. I'm sorry you don't have any friends in the real world. (keep playfully teasing her for a few rounds and then ask if she wants to meet up)
7. Ha! Your profile picture is using a Myspace angle. You must either be fat or really confident. (will prod her to saying she's confident... women love being goaded into complimenting themselves)
8. You're a little know-it-all on here. Okay, what do I do for a living? If you get it wrong, you have to take me to dinner. (if she gets it right, you take her dinner... win, win!)
9. Your tweets belay your old soul. Here's hoping you don't have old-looks too.
10. (Tweet your phone number) Shit, I just sent you my number on accident. Can you call it so I can talk to you and make sure I didn't just send my # to a creep.
11. Dude, I have the craziest story, but I can't share it on Twitter. What's your #, I'll call you and tell you about it.
12. How old's that profile picture? It looks like it was taken in the 90s. (She'll send a new one and you keep saying the pictures look old until she agrees to meet)
13. You seem really cool on here. I'd totally hang out with you in person if I wasn't afraid you were a creepy stalker. (she says she's not one... push that button for a few rounds and then say, "okay fine, let's meet but only in public")
14. You Tweet about EVERYTHING. I'd be into hanging out but I'm afraid you'd blab about us on Twitter. (she says she won't, then you take that as a tacit agreement to meet up)
15. I don't think you're old enough to be on here. I'm not sure you can hang with the big boys.
16. Before you ask, no I will not send nude pictures of myself. I don't know you!
17. I feel like I should be really into you, but I'm not. What's wrong?
18. (after Twitter goes down) Dude, they tracked the Twitter outage to your account. Stop crashing Twitter! (keep blaming her, if she buys it, say she can make up for it by going on a date)
19. (She "follows" you) Yo, stop stalking me online! (she'll say she's not stalking you and probably unfollow you... reply "Whoa, now you've hurt my feelings... I've just had people play with me on here before" Then tell her a story about a chick playing with your emotions on Twitter... keep pushing for her to reply, "I wouldn't do that!"... then you're in)
20. I'm switching to a new account and I told all the cool people what it is. You think you can hang? (she'll say she doesn't care at first, then she'll beg to prove herself... then on the new account, you're in)
2. (in reply to her posting a cute cat picture) That cat's adorable but nowhere near as cute mine. You should come check her out sometime.
3. (in reply to a drunk tweet) Whoa! Don't Drink-n-Tweet. Not unless I'm there drinking and tweeting with you.
4. You look cute and seem interesting but all your tweets make you sound pretty boring. Two out of three aint bad. (let her reply, "Hey, I'm not boring!" and you respond "Prove it!")
5. (in reply to an "Eating sushi right now" tweet) You're sick! Can you stop making sex jokes over Twitter? This is not the forum. (she'll reply "I wasn't being sexual!" and you keep acting like you don't believe her)
6. You're on twitter an awful lot. I'm sorry you don't have any friends in the real world. (keep playfully teasing her for a few rounds and then ask if she wants to meet up)
7. Ha! Your profile picture is using a Myspace angle. You must either be fat or really confident. (will prod her to saying she's confident... women love being goaded into complimenting themselves)
8. You're a little know-it-all on here. Okay, what do I do for a living? If you get it wrong, you have to take me to dinner. (if she gets it right, you take her dinner... win, win!)
9. Your tweets belay your old soul. Here's hoping you don't have old-looks too.
10. (Tweet your phone number) Shit, I just sent you my number on accident. Can you call it so I can talk to you and make sure I didn't just send my # to a creep.
11. Dude, I have the craziest story, but I can't share it on Twitter. What's your #, I'll call you and tell you about it.
12. How old's that profile picture? It looks like it was taken in the 90s. (She'll send a new one and you keep saying the pictures look old until she agrees to meet)
13. You seem really cool on here. I'd totally hang out with you in person if I wasn't afraid you were a creepy stalker. (she says she's not one... push that button for a few rounds and then say, "okay fine, let's meet but only in public")
14. You Tweet about EVERYTHING. I'd be into hanging out but I'm afraid you'd blab about us on Twitter. (she says she won't, then you take that as a tacit agreement to meet up)
15. I don't think you're old enough to be on here. I'm not sure you can hang with the big boys.
16. Before you ask, no I will not send nude pictures of myself. I don't know you!
17. I feel like I should be really into you, but I'm not. What's wrong?
18. (after Twitter goes down) Dude, they tracked the Twitter outage to your account. Stop crashing Twitter! (keep blaming her, if she buys it, say she can make up for it by going on a date)
19. (She "follows" you) Yo, stop stalking me online! (she'll say she's not stalking you and probably unfollow you... reply "Whoa, now you've hurt my feelings... I've just had people play with me on here before" Then tell her a story about a chick playing with your emotions on Twitter... keep pushing for her to reply, "I wouldn't do that!"... then you're in)
20. I'm switching to a new account and I told all the cool people what it is. You think you can hang? (she'll say she doesn't care at first, then she'll beg to prove herself... then on the new account, you're in)
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Hidden meanings Of the One liners | Funny Mean One Liners
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided , I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means " Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble "
18."Toooo Good" means "Send More".
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided , I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means " Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble "
18."Toooo Good" means "Send More".
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Good pick up lines for Guy | Pickup Lines to Use on Men
Are looking for a way to good pick up lines for Guy or just looking for a good laugh, you'll find both here. These pickup lines to use on men could help with both! If you're looking for more pickup lines, check out our top 101 pickup lines that can be used on both men and women.
1. If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
2. Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
3. You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
4. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
5. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
6. I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
8. Want to take a swim in my ocean?
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
11. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
12. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
13. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
14. Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
15. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
16. Do these look real?
17. Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
18. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
19. [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
20. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
21. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
22. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
1. If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
2. Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
3. You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
4. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
5. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
6. I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
8. Want to take a swim in my ocean?
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
11. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
12. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
13. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
14. Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
15. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
16. Do these look real?
17. Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
18. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
19. [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
20. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
21. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
22. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
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Clean One Liners | clean jokes one liners | Pick-Up Lines
Anyone got some clean one liners? I got a few... clean jokes for you
Hi, I'm [name] and you are...gorgeous!
Hi, I'm [name], how do you like me so far?
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
Can you catch? because I think I'm falling in love with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look really bad.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Are you sure you're wearing make-up?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I feel like Richard Gere, and I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
Is your name Gillette? Cause you look like the best a man can get.
You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
Hey baby what's your sign?
So... How am I doin'?
Can I flirt with you?
Where have you been all my life?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No." Well then, please start.
Do you think I need my library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?
I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
Hey, don't I know you? Oh yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
Inheriting one million dollars means so little when you have a weak heart.
What was that? "What?" It was the sound of my heart breaking.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And I'm lost at sea.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
When I said I'd die single, I only meant that I didn't think I'd live long enough until I found you.
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
Is there a rainbow? Cause you're the treasure I've been searching for.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would walk in my garden forever.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
Hi, I'm [name] and you are...gorgeous!
Hi, I'm [name], how do you like me so far?
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
Can you catch? because I think I'm falling in love with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look really bad.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Are you sure you're wearing make-up?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I feel like Richard Gere, and I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
Is your name Gillette? Cause you look like the best a man can get.
You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
Hey baby what's your sign?
So... How am I doin'?
Can I flirt with you?
Where have you been all my life?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No." Well then, please start.
Do you think I need my library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?
I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
Hey, don't I know you? Oh yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
Inheriting one million dollars means so little when you have a weak heart.
What was that? "What?" It was the sound of my heart breaking.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And I'm lost at sea.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
When I said I'd die single, I only meant that I didn't think I'd live long enough until I found you.
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
Is there a rainbow? Cause you're the treasure I've been searching for.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would walk in my garden forever.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
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